Dispatches: A woman on Spencer Circle in south Macon called the cops Feb. 18 to report that her dog, a Pomeranian, was stolen from her yard and last seen being carried on a bicycle by a man known as “Up.” ... A 25-year-old man told Bibb deputies he was shot “by someone with a shotgun” in Macon’s Bellevue neighborhood on Monday night, possibly near Napier Avenue. The man, wounded in his left hand and left thigh, wasn’t sure exactly where it happened, just that he was outside “talking on his watch when he got shot.” The man said the guy who shot him apologized, saying, “My bad,” before running off. ... A woman on Hidden Lake Court told Bibb deputies she met a man near her house selling discount seafood. When he came to her house on Tuesday, she didn’t buy anything. After he left, an incident report noted, “she noticed her medication was missing and called 911.”
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