Well, the darned Internet just ate my entire blog, so I don't feel like re-typing what I just wrote.
Anyway, suffice it to say, "Haven" (SyFy, 10 p.m.), the channel's new series about a mysterious small town in Maine, debuts tonight.
It stars Emily Rose as a Mulder-like FBI agent dispatched to a small town to round up a fugitive. Instead, during her investigation, she gets hit by a lot of weird bad weather. She also meets a bunch of strange townfolk.
Unfortunately, "Haven" doesn't offer a lot in the vein of humor or drama. There's not a lot of tension or laughs in this series, based on Stephen King's "The Colorado Kid."
Unless you're a big fan of King or are missing ABC's similarly themed "Happy Town," "Haven" isn't must-see.
WEEKEND'S BEST BETS: Let me be the first to say that tonight features a new episode of the EMMY-NOMINATED "Friday Night Lights" (NBC, 8 p.m.) It's about time (the nominations, that is, not that it's new).
CBS has back-to-back episodes of "Flashpoint" from 9-11 p.m.
James Callis shows up on the fourth season premiere of "Eureka" (SyFy, 9 p.m.)
On Saturday, it's Part 1 of the two-part "Doctor Who" season finale (BBC America, 9 p.m.) as we learn more about the crack in time.
Speaking of former "Battlestar Galactica" alumni, Aaron Douglas stars in a new Canadian TV series about police corruption airing on CBS called "The Bridge," which debuts at 8 p.m. with back-to-back episodes.
On Sunday, there's a new "Big Brother" (CBS, 8 p.m.), while ABC has new episodes of "Scoundrels" and "The Gates," beginning at 9 p.m.
"Masterpiece: Mystery" (PBS, 9 p.m.) airs a new version of Agatha Christie's classic "Murder on the Orient Express," featuring David Suchet as Hercule Poirot.
On cable, HBO presents new episodes of "True Blood" at 9 p.m., followed by "Hung" and "Entourage."
Lifetime has a new episode of "Army Wives" at 10 p.m.
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