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November 5, 2013 12:00 AM

Here’s a chance to make yourself at home on Mars

I have some good news and some bad news. I read in the newspaper recently about a proposed venture to send people to Mars. The good news is that it will be a one-way trip. The bad news is that the launch isn’t scheduled until 2022, meaning anybody dumb enough to consider the idea of going to Mars and staying there will be hanging around for another nine years on our planet and lowering the collective IQ for the rest of us. Bummer.

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