The woman and her neighbor started arguing July 31 because, as a Bibb County Sheriff's Office incident report put it, "he thought she was calling him gay."
The fuss happened on Winton Avenue, between Napier and Montpelier avenues in Macon's Unionville neighborhood.
The woman, 34, said that while she and the man were arguing "he was unintentionally spitting on her," a Bibb County sheriff's deputy's write-up noted. "She stated that she told him to stop spitting on her, then they both began to intentionally spit on each other."
The woman said the man shoved her to the ground. He drove off in his car.
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