The argument was over some beer.
A woman, 48, and a man, 61, were fussing at a house on Berkner Court at the western edge of Macon’s Unionville neighborhood.
A Bibb County sheriff’s report of the July 2 dispute said that when the man asked the woman for his beer, “she told him he couldn’t have it and ... she poured it down the toilet.”
The man flipped a table in anger.
He and the woman were cited for disorderly conduct.
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